So Friday night the Captain and I were lounging on the sofa. We had just been out dodging the raindrops to run a few errands (I bought some super fun fabric to stitch neckties onto some of Riggs onsies..FUN!) bought some dairy queen and we were, as I said, lounging, just finishing the wonderful creamy deliciousness off. We were trying to decide what late Friday night show was worthy of our attentions when the Captain spoke up and said "Do you want to take a walk tonight?".
I distinctly remember thinking. The man's gone mad! He can not be serious. We were just out. It is POURING down rain. Not to mention it is pitch black and almost 10 pm...a walk?!?! Perhaps the new medication is messing with his brain...do we need to call the Dr.? Mad, mad, I tell you!
So I replied as casually as I could "Captain, I do not think a walk is such a good idea tonight."
To which he replies (sitting up, turning around and staring me straight in the face with that look that tells me he is trying very hard to keep a straight face) " I said, 'Do you want to tape the walls tonight?'"
You see, we are still finishing off the stripes in Rigg's room, so we need to tape them off...ahh it is all coming together. I must have temporarily turned into my mother (she is all the time having issues like this, hearing one thing...people stating another. It is rather amusing to watch...)
I laughed. Man, did I laugh. I laughed so hard my belly hurt. I laughed harder then I had in a long, long time. So hard in fact I realized...
I peed a little.