a day in the life of Rigg

7:00- 7:30

Wake up, jibber-jabber while waiting for mama or daddy to get him out of bed. Knock loudly at door if mama or daddy take too long. Also yell for the dog 1-7 times intermittently.

7:30ish

Breakfast: sippy of milk, mixed berry cereal bar and a banana

7:34

Yell "baby" 3-4 times while pointing at the baby

7:37

stop eating, leave 2-5 bites of everything, as if just taste testing all food...finish nothing

7:45-7:50

proclaim loudly "all done" while simultaneously shaking tray on booster seat.

8:00

watch curious george

throw 2-3 balls behind the TV

8:30

push diaper box or laundry basket around living and dinning rooms,

stand on box and dance

8:46

"play" with mr.potato head

make him ooze out of the vent

8:54

hand mama an empty water bottle and ask for water

drink 3 sips

pour remaining water out on kitchen floor

8:56

ask for more water

8:57

throw small fit when told no

9:12

all letter magnets must come off refrigerator door and make a new

dwelling on the floor

9:23

push tub of baby clothes up to refrigerator and push buttons

maybe spray water

9:29

poke baby in the eye while repeating "eye"over and over

give baby his pacifier; make sure to do so forcefully

9:38

hide Rufus in lockers

add an assortment of other toys

make sure to slam doors

9:51

open pantry, point at random and say "peas" over and over again

Do this until mama reads your mind and selects the snack you were not pointing to

10:00

SESAME STREET!

hallelujah!

10:00-11:00

climb up and down off the sofa, snack in hand, proclaiming "Elmo" 

and "Ernie" at random

ask for more milk at least twice

push diaper box directly in front of the TV and stare at screen

probably cause permanent eye damage

poke and prod the baby at random

11:00- 11:37

repeat a variation of 8:30-8:54

11:38

open pantry ask for more food

11:39

get distracted by mama

dance in the dinning room

11:50

tug on mama's pants while whining

12:00

run to booster chair

eat like you have been starved for days

OR

run to booster chair

eat nothing

12:30-1:00

pick any or multiple tasks listed above and repeat

1:00

NAP!

hallelujah!

1:00- 4:00

NAP

4:00-5:45

Rigg: see 12:30-1:00

Cari: survive

5:45-6:00

Daddy comes home

do happy dance when seeing daddy approach

follow daddy around until dinner

6:00

Dinner

6:30-7:30

play with daddy

take bath

give kisses

night, night

7:31

mama collapses

OR

does happy dance around living room