7:00- 7:30
Wake up, jibber-jabber while waiting for mama or daddy to get him out of bed. Knock loudly at door if mama or daddy take too long. Also yell for the dog 1-7 times intermittently.
7:30ish
Breakfast: sippy of milk, mixed berry cereal bar and a banana
7:34
Yell "baby" 3-4 times while pointing at the baby
7:37
stop eating, leave 2-5 bites of everything, as if just taste testing all food...finish nothing
7:45-7:50
proclaim loudly "all done" while simultaneously shaking tray on booster seat.
8:00
watch curious george
throw 2-3 balls behind the TV
8:30
push diaper box or laundry basket around living and dinning rooms,
stand on box and dance
8:46
"play" with mr.potato head
make him ooze out of the vent
8:54
hand mama an empty water bottle and ask for water
drink 3 sips
pour remaining water out on kitchen floor
8:56
ask for more water
8:57
throw small fit when told no
9:12
all letter magnets must come off refrigerator door and make a new
dwelling on the floor
9:23
push tub of baby clothes up to refrigerator and push buttons
maybe spray water
9:29
poke baby in the eye while repeating "eye"over and over
give baby his pacifier; make sure to do so forcefully
9:38
hide Rufus in lockers
add an assortment of other toys
make sure to slam doors
9:51
open pantry, point at random and say "peas" over and over again
Do this until mama reads your mind and selects the snack you were not pointing to
10:00
SESAME STREET!
hallelujah!
10:00-11:00
climb up and down off the sofa, snack in hand, proclaiming "Elmo"
and "Ernie" at random
ask for more milk at least twice
push diaper box directly in front of the TV and stare at screen
probably cause permanent eye damage
poke and prod the baby at random
11:00- 11:37
repeat a variation of 8:30-8:54
11:38
open pantry ask for more food
11:39
get distracted by mama
dance in the dinning room
11:50
tug on mama's pants while whining
12:00
run to booster chair
eat like you have been starved for days
OR
run to booster chair
eat nothing
12:30-1:00
pick any or multiple tasks listed above and repeat
1:00
NAP!
hallelujah!
1:00- 4:00
NAP
4:00-5:45
Rigg: see 12:30-1:00
Cari: survive
5:45-6:00
Daddy comes home
do happy dance when seeing daddy approach
follow daddy around until dinner
6:00
Dinner
6:30-7:30
play with daddy
take bath
give kisses
night, night
7:31
mama collapses
OR
does happy dance around living room