out of the mouth of mommy

do not stand on mickey, you will break him.

DO NOT FLUSH THAT!

no climbing on the tv.

put the pizza roll down first, then climb up the chair.

we do not use chalk on the funiture, the wall, or our brother.

yes, i know we share, but just not popcorn with the baby.

i know we put diapers in the trash can, but only dirty ones, ok? clean ones stay in the bins, ok?

it is not ok to sit on his face.

please do not drive over your brother.

rigg, let ryder drive the train now.

i know, mommy is funny.

i love you too, precious boy!